Wayne's cheating story:

In high school, there was a guy who treated cheating on tests as an art form. Among his techniques: printing a cheat sheet in 7-point font and putting it down his pants so he could unzip his fly, bend over to tie his shoe, and look at the sheet. Also, he sometimes covered bottles of Wite-Out with Wite-Out and wrote information in tiny letters on the outside of the bottles, leading to the following exchange during a test: "Hey, can I borrow your Wite-Out? No, not that one--the other one."