Adina's casting:

It's a toss up: Margaret Cho or Sarah Silverman

Jessica's casting:

Winona Ryder

Christina's casting:

Jena Malone

Dusty's casting:

Tom Cruise's Thetan

J's casting:

Don Adams

Barbara's casting:

Daria

Tim's casting:

Chris Farley

Alisa's casting:

Ellen Pompeo

Stephen's casting:

Kevin Spacey

Wheels's casting:

Matthew Broderick

Henry's casting:

Dolph Lundgren

Jamie's casting:

Timothy Hutton

Chelsea's casting:

Janeane Garofalo

Sara's casting:

River Phoenix for my early life, and Gary Oldman for my current to future life

Trey's casting:

If this is a 1980's retro movie, I want Patrick Swayze. If it is a contempory bad art house film, I want Josh Hartnett.

Brandon's casting:

Topher Grace

Nancy's casting:

Glenn Close

Kareem's casting:

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, of course. That guy has some serious comedic skill.

Beth's casting:

Michelle Pfeiffer

Tom K's casting:

Paul Newman

Mike's casting:

Lowell George

Ethan's casting:

Crispin Glover

Wayne's casting:

Harrison Ford

Eugene's at-bat music:

The drum intro from "My Hero" by Foo Fighters

Alisa's at-bat music:

"I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by Dropkick Murphys

Brian's at-bat music:

3:15 to 3:25 of "In Your Honor" by the Foo Fighters

Erica's at-bat music:

"Brick House" by The Commodores

J's at-bat music:

"Move, Bitch" by Ludacris

Tim's at-bat music:

Seconds 17 to 27 of "Let Me Clear My Throat" by DJ Kool