2. imdb.com
3. google.com
4. foodnetwork.com
5. cnn.com
just answer the question
An elderly Jewish man is in a major car accident in which he suffers multiple injuries. By the time the paramedics get there, things don't look good and everyone knows it.
A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: $2 Pint, $3 Roast Beef Sandwich, $5 Handjob. He looks down to the end of the bar and sees the hottest bartender he's ever seen. She gives him a smile and walks over to him. She leans across the bar and asks the man, "Can I get you anything?"