Brandon's childhood dream job:

Painter

Stephen's childhood dream job:

Civil engineer

Patrick's childhood dream job:

Architect

Alisa's childhood dream job:

(Egyptian) Archaeologist

Christina's childhood dream job:

Oncologist

Henry's childhood dream job:

Scientist

Jenny's childhood dream job:

Benign dictator

Nancy's childhood dream job:

Ornithologist or artist

Tom K's childhood dream job:

A hockey player (defenseman -- as good as Bobby Orr)

Brian's childhood dream job:

Doctor

Stacy's childhood dream job:

Professional basketball player

Tim's childhood dream job:

Baseball player

Mike's childhood dream job:

Architect

Beth's childhood dream job:

A vet or a lawyer

Lindi's childhood dream job:

National Geographic photographer

Allison's childhood dream job:

I have never at any point had any plan for what I wanted to be when I grew up....it is a problem that continues to plague me.

Colly's childhood dream job:

NHL goaltender

Kareem's childhood dream job:

Astronaut

Dusty's childhood dream job:

Archaeologist/NBA point guard.
Yes, both.

Jamie's childhood dream job:

Jet fighter pilot

Erica's childhood dream job:

Veterinarian

Tom's childhood dream job:

Astrophysicist

Rita's childhood dream job:

Mariah Carey, or Janet Jackson, or Paul Abdul, or really just one of the dancers on their awesome early 90s music videos

Chelsea's childhood dream job:

Teacher

Ethan's childhood dream job:

A Jedi

Amy's childhood dream job:

Marine biologist
(Editor's note: "The sea was angry that day...")

J's childhood dream job:

Archaeologist

Matt's childhood dream job:

Actor

Wayne's childhood dream job:

Sportscaster

Stacy's new name:

Anastasia

Henry's new name:

Darth

Mike's new name:

Meriwether

Adina's new name:

Captain

Matt's new name:

Salvatore

Chelsea's new name:

Darcy

Cordelia's new name:

Aphaia

Tim's new name:

Roofus