Rick's chore:

Land mine duty in the backyard because of this guy.

Jamie's chore:

Putting away clean clothes

Erica's chore:

Cleaning the coffee filter. We compost most of our coffee grounds, but remnant pieces rinsed out of the filter just refuse to go down the drain.

Stephen's chore:

Emptying the dishwasher

Adina's chore:

Cleaning the tub

Christina's chore:

Taking out the goddamned trash

Henry's chore:

All of them

Beth's chore:

Folding laundry

Kevin's chore:

Washing the dishes - but specifically washing the used Ziploc bags

Tom K's chore:

Emptying the dishwasher

Matt's chore:

Cleaning the shower

Nancy's chore:

Dusting

Rob's chore:

Doing laundry. It just never stops piling up.

Brandon's chore:

Going through the mail

Chelsea's chore:

Laundry

Amy's chore:

Vacuuming

Brian's chore:

Cleaning the toilets

Wayne's chore:

Dusting

Brandon's guilty song:

"Flight of the Valkyries" by Richard Wagner

Rob's guilty song:

"Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson