Rick's cheating story:

In 7th grade, our nun (Sister Charles Manson, if I remember correctly) caught one of my classmates, Steve, copying test answers from one of the smart girls sitting next to him. The nun called Steve up to the front of the classroom, grabbed him and spun him into the blackboard. As he hit the board backwards, the blackboard came loose at the top and fell onto Steve’s back. He staggered under it to prevent it from falling to the floor. A couple of the male students in the front row jumped up to grab the blackboard off Steve’s back and lower it to the floor. That incident was the buzz for the rest of the school year.