Matt's cake:

Strawberry shortcake

Amy's cake:

Swedish sugar cake with sweetened whipped cream and summer berries.

Patrick's cake:

Applesauce cake. Vanilla icing.

Brian's cake:

Angel food cake with strawberries and cool whip or ice cream

Rachael's cake:

Sadly, gluten-free, but before that I LOVED the confetti cake that came in the box and the matching icing with little waxy chips!

Jamie's cake:

Marble-cake.

Especially from Emmaus Bakery, 'cause it is the only place where the icing can cause instantaneous arterial bursitis.

Nancy's cake:

Chocolate cake with mint icing and chocolate drizzled on top. Or maybe polenta cake with figs, raisins and pinenuts.

Tom K's cake:

No cake at all -- a birthday pie, please -- mixed berry

Chelsea's cake:

Almond!

Dusty's cake:

Raspberry pie

Kevin's cake:

Lemon cake. With powdered sugar on top. Icing is disgusting.

Mark's cake:

Carrot cake with with an enormous frosted Jebus making out with the Buddha!!!

Shotgun I get Buddha's belly.

Lindi's cake:

Carrot cake

Stephen's cake:

Chocolate ice cream cake

Kareem's cake:

Carvel ice cream cake

Alisa's cake:

German chocolate cake, then rainbow chip

Henry's cake:

Yellow cake

Eugene's cake:

Ice cream cake

Wayne's cake:

Real cake: Dark chocolate and raspberry
Near-cake: Carvel ice cream cake
Non-cake: Key lime pie

Stephen's dog name:

Wags

Rob McK's dog name:

Lidge