Brian's bad sleep:

In college, my friends and I made the “brilliant” decision to go to Great Adventure for a few days. Unfortunately we didn’t have any hotel reservations and it was the peak season…so we ended up at some No Tell Motel about 20 minutes from the park. The room was disgusting and the “lobby” was a booth surrounded in bullet proof glass and metal bars. They handed us a key and some sheets to make our own beds; when we threw the comforter back, the nastiest stain I've ever seen was revealed and I was so skeeved out that I slept for less than 2 hours that night as I feared for my life…