Scott's joke:

An elderly Jewish man is in a major car accident in which he suffers multiple injuries. By the time the paramedics get there, things don't look good and everyone knows it.

The paramedic rushes over to him and says, "Sir, you've been badly injured, you've lost a lot of blood, and we're going to try to help you, but there's a good chance you might die. The most important thing right now is that I know you're comfortable. So, are you comfortable?"

The Jewish man indignantly responds, "I make a good living!"