Terry's joke:

Two women in Dublin see two drunken men coming down the street.

The first woman says, "Will you look at those two drunks." The second woman replies, "Well at least your feller has brought you some flowers."

The first women then says, "You know what that means? I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all week!" The second woman asks, "Why? Have you not got a vase?"