1. nytimes.com2. roboppy.net/food
3. blog.craftzine.com
4. goodreads.com
5. thislife.org
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Amy's 5 websites:
1. nytimes.com2. roboppy.net/food
3. blog.craftzine.com
4. goodreads.com
5. thislife.org
Stacy's 5 websites:
1. weather.com
2. maps.google.com
3. news.bbc.co.uk
4. nosillyquestions.blogspot.com
5. epicurious.com
Alisa's 5 websites:
1. greatergood.com
2. discovery.com/news
3. icanhascheezburger.com
4. pandora.com
5. weather.com
Christina's 5 websites:
1. gizmodo.com2. salon.com
3. reversecowgirlblog.blogspot.com
4. perezhilton.com
5. pick a sex/fashion/tech blog
Tim's 5 websites:
1. espn.com
2. philly.com
3. phillyskyline.com
4. rec.sport.disc
5. fantasysports.yahoo.com
Brandon's 5 websites:
1. nytimes.com
2. espn.com
3. huffingtonpost.com
4. politico.com
5. news.bbc.co.uk
Rick's 5 websites:
1. pbase.com/1eyeclosed2. collegeboard.com/qotd
3. groups.google.com/rec.woodworking
4. jasonsantamaria.com/dailyphoto
5. espn.com
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Scott's joke:
An elderly Jewish man is in a major car accident in which he suffers multiple injuries. By the time the paramedics get there, things don't look good and everyone knows it.The paramedic rushes over to him and says, "Sir, you've been badly injured, you've lost a lot of blood, and we're going to try to help you, but there's a good chance you might die. The most important thing right now is that I know you're comfortable. So, are you comfortable?"
The Jewish man indignantly responds, "I make a good living!"
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Brian's joke:
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who gets thrown in the ocean?A1: Bob.
A2: Screwed.
Colly's joke:
A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: $2 Pint, $3 Roast Beef Sandwich, $5 Handjob. He looks down to the end of the bar and sees the hottest bartender he's ever seen. She gives him a smile and walks over to him. She leans across the bar and asks the man, "Can I get you anything?"The man gulps and tentatively asks, "Are you the woman who gives the handjobs?" The bartender giggles and replies, "Why yes, I am."
The man's hand trembles as he pulls out a five dollar bill and places it on the bar. He leans over to the bartender and asks, "Do you mind washing your hands before making my sandwich and getting me a pint?"
Chelsea's joke:
Did you ever hear the joke about the big wall? I probably shouldn't tell you...you'll never get over it.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Mike's joke:
When the Buddhist gave the vendor a twenty for his hot dog, the vendor thanked him.The Buddhist said, "What about my change?"
The vendor replied, "Change must come from within."
Wheels' joke:
(in a bad Irish accent)
Q: Why does Irish chili have only 239 beans?
A: Because if it had one more, it'd be too farty.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Eugene's joke:
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A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Interrupting coefficient of friction.
B: Interrup--
A: Mu!
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Dan's joke:
A little boy was in his room playing with himself when his father walked in.
"Son," he said, "if you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind!"
"Dad," replied the boy, "I'm over here."
Amy's joke:
A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato are walking down the street. The baby tomato starts lagging behind, and the papa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, smushes him, and says, "Ketchup."
Terry's joke:
Two women in Dublin see two drunken men coming down the street.The first woman says, "Will you look at those two drunks." The second woman replies, "Well at least your feller has brought you some flowers."
The first women then says, "You know what that means? I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all week!" The second woman asks, "Why? Have you not got a vase?"
Heather's joke:
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?A: It was dead.
Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
A: She had no arms.
Rick's joke:
A blind man was asked about his favorite sport: parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him. “I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go.” “But how do you know when you are going to land?” “I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground,” he answered. “But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?” he was asked. He quickly answered, “Oh, that’s the easy part. It’s when the dog’s leash goes slack.”
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
J's (multi-part) joke:
Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?A: So they don't sink into the sand when they go to the beach.
Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a plum?
A: A plum is purple!
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.
Q: Why do ostriches bury their heads in the sand?
A: To look for elephants who didn't wear sandals.
Lindi's joke:
Two fish are in a tank. One of them says to the other, "You man the guns. I'll drive."
Alisa's joke:
10,000 tents walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve poles here."
Saturday, July 19, 2008
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