1. news.yahoo.com
2. imdb.com
3. google.com
4. foodnetwork.com
5. cnn.com
Friday, August 1, 2008
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Christina's 5 websites:
Rick's 5 websites:
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Scott's joke:
An elderly Jewish man is in a major car accident in which he suffers multiple injuries. By the time the paramedics get there, things don't look good and everyone knows it.
The paramedic rushes over to him and says, "Sir, you've been badly injured, you've lost a lot of blood, and we're going to try to help you, but there's a good chance you might die. The most important thing right now is that I know you're comfortable. So, are you comfortable?"
The Jewish man indignantly responds, "I make a good living!"
The paramedic rushes over to him and says, "Sir, you've been badly injured, you've lost a lot of blood, and we're going to try to help you, but there's a good chance you might die. The most important thing right now is that I know you're comfortable. So, are you comfortable?"
The Jewish man indignantly responds, "I make a good living!"
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Brian's joke:
Colly's joke:
A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: $2 Pint, $3 Roast Beef Sandwich, $5 Handjob. He looks down to the end of the bar and sees the hottest bartender he's ever seen. She gives him a smile and walks over to him. She leans across the bar and asks the man, "Can I get you anything?"
The man gulps and tentatively asks, "Are you the woman who gives the handjobs?" The bartender giggles and replies, "Why yes, I am."
The man's hand trembles as he pulls out a five dollar bill and places it on the bar. He leans over to the bartender and asks, "Do you mind washing your hands before making my sandwich and getting me a pint?"
The man gulps and tentatively asks, "Are you the woman who gives the handjobs?" The bartender giggles and replies, "Why yes, I am."
The man's hand trembles as he pulls out a five dollar bill and places it on the bar. He leans over to the bartender and asks, "Do you mind washing your hands before making my sandwich and getting me a pint?"
Chelsea's joke:
Monday, July 28, 2008
Mike's joke:
Wheels' joke:
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