Eugene's joke:

A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Interrupting coefficient of friction.
B: Interrup--
A: Mu!

Erica's joke:

Q: Guess what?
A: Chicken butt!

Q: Guess why?
A: Chicken thigh!

Dan's joke:

A little boy was in his room playing with himself when his father walked in.

"Son," he said, "if you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind!"

"Dad," replied the boy, "I'm over here."

Amy's joke:

A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato are walking down the street. The baby tomato starts lagging behind, and the papa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, smushes him, and says, "Ketchup."

Terry's joke:

Two women in Dublin see two drunken men coming down the street.

The first woman says, "Will you look at those two drunks." The second woman replies, "Well at least your feller has brought you some flowers."

The first women then says, "You know what that means? I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all week!" The second woman asks, "Why? Have you not got a vase?"

Heather's joke:

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
A: She had no arms.

Jamie's joke:

Q: What's the best thing to do with a Phish album?

A: Phlush it.

Kevin's joke:

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A: A stick.

Rick's joke:

A blind man was asked about his favorite sport: parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him. “I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go.” “But how do you know when you are going to land?” “I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground,” he answered. “But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?” he was asked. He quickly answered, “Oh, that’s the easy part. It’s when the dog’s leash goes slack.”

Jon's joke:

A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Interrupting cow.
B: Interrup-
A: Moo!

Matt's joke:

Q: What's red and silver and bumps into walls?

A: A baby with forks in its eyes.

J's (multi-part) joke:

Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?
A: So they don't sink into the sand when they go to the beach.

Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.

Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a plum?
A: A plum is purple!

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.

Q: Why do ostriches bury their heads in the sand?
A: To look for elephants who didn't wear sandals.

Lindi's joke:

Two fish are in a tank. One of them says to the other, "You man the guns. I'll drive."

Alisa's joke:

10,000 tents walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve poles here."

Tina's joke:

Q: What did zero say to eight?

A: "Nice belt!"

Henry's joke

Q: Where can you find a dog with no legs?

A: Where you left it.

Cordelia's joke:

Q: Why are chicks so into Jesus?

A: Because he's hung like this [arms spread wide].

Tom's joke:

Q: What did the snail on the turtle's back say?

A: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Wayne's joke:

Q: What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

A: "Make me one with everything."