Colly's joke:

A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: $2 Pint, $3 Roast Beef Sandwich, $5 Handjob. He looks down to the end of the bar and sees the hottest bartender he's ever seen. She gives him a smile and walks over to him. She leans across the bar and asks the man, "Can I get you anything?"

The man gulps and tentatively asks, "Are you the woman who gives the handjobs?" The bartender giggles and replies, "Why yes, I am."

The man's hand trembles as he pulls out a five dollar bill and places it on the bar. He leans over to the bartender and asks, "Do you mind washing your hands before making my sandwich and getting me a pint?"