Chili Shrimp: throw minced ginger, garlic, shallots, chilis in a hot skillet. Add some tomato paste, fish sauce, lime juice and a little water. Ad shrimp and cook till they're pink. Serve with rice or noodles.
French lentils with green onion & sherry, served on a bed of sautéed greens with a poached egg on top.Preferably served with crunchy baguette and a glass of red wine.
Boil water, add pasta, grate my own cheese, add some butter and the cheese to the pasta and voila! Better than Kraft Mac-n-Cheese and way more delicious.
Trader Joe's frozen lightly breaded halibut + Trader Joe's frozen sweet potato fries. Both go in the oven for 20 minutes, and both can be dipped in Trader Joe's Thai sweet chili sauce.
In the middle of the best man's toast to the bride and groom at my wedding (while all the guests were standing holding up their champagne glasses), the wife of a friend of mine collapsed in a heap to the floor. Talk about a mood killer. She later said she passed out because she was thinking of the dogbite she got from her hairdresser's dog while having her hair styled earlier that day. Not funny but definitely weird.
A guy with a mullet and his date doing a pre-choreographed "sugar-pouring" dance to Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me." They got so excited when the song came on that they ran onto the dance floor and proceeded to show off their routine.