Alisa's puppy name:

Spritz

Amy's puppy name:

Henry beat me to "Tim Johnson." incredible.

Second best, etc: Wayne Wayne, Re-Wayne, Waynie-the-Pooh, Wayne-Again Christian, and Bruno.

Chelsea's puppy name:

Bubba

Dusty's puppy name:

Roy Orbison

Annie's puppy name:

Pete

Rachael's puppy name:

Mr. Barkles

Nancy's puppy name:

Dweezle

Matt's puppy name:

He looks old and wise. It made me think of Gandalf and Obi Wan Kenobi. Based on Obi Wan, I'd suggest Guinness (as in Alec).

Rick's puppy name:

Ulysses

Henry's puppy name:

Tim Johnson

Terry's puppy name:

Borg – satisfies a Maltese name and satisfies your SciFi itch

Brandon's puppy name:

Falcor

Matt's puppy name:

Falcor

Kevin's puppy name:

Gus

Tom K's puppy name:

Nugget

Rob's puppy name:

Thursby

Jon's puppy name:

Netherwulf, Destroyer of Worlds.
Or maybe Pookie.

Lindi's puppy name:

Falcon

Eugene's puppy name:

Sammy

Tim's puppy name:

Roofus, so you can raise the Roofus.

Chelsea's quick dinner:

Zatarain's Red Beans and Rice or TJ's Maple Chicken Sausage with cous cous.

Tom K's quick dinner:

Penne with olive oil, thin-sliced garlic, red pepper and some parm cheese.

Dusty's quick dinner:

A great beer from which each sip is earned only after eachall (after)taste(s) ofrom previous sip dissipate(s).

Rick's quick dinner:

Grilled cheese and tomato sandwiches

Rob McK's quick dinner:

Drive over to my parents' after work and eat whatever my mom made.

Eugene's quick dinner:

Rice, kim chee, & egg sunny side up.

Adina's quick dinner:

Two bags of ramen and a banana

Henry's quick dinner:

Sand

Jamie's quick dinner:

Rice with vegetables steamed in.

Amy's quick dinner:

Sweet potato (diced) and kale (chopped, parboiled) sautéed in olive oil with red chili flakes, and a fried egg on top.

Mike's quick dinner:

Milkshakes

Kevin's quick dinner:

Paper

Nancy's quick dinner:

Chili Shrimp: throw minced ginger, garlic, shallots, chilis in a hot skillet. Add some tomato paste, fish sauce, lime juice and a little water. Ad shrimp and cook till they're pink. Serve with rice or noodles.

Rachael's quick dinner:

Quinoa, TJ's bruschetta in a jar, and goat cheese. The mixture is good on its own or it can be stuffed into a pepper and sprinkled with some parmesan.

Sara's quick dinner:

French lentils with green onion & sherry, served on a bed of sautéed greens with a poached egg on top.Preferably served with crunchy baguette and a glass of red wine.

Tim's quick dinner:

Boil water, add pasta, grate my own cheese, add some butter and the cheese to the pasta and voila! Better than Kraft Mac-n-Cheese and way more delicious.

Wayne's quick dinner:

Trader Joe's frozen lightly breaded halibut + Trader Joe's frozen sweet potato fries. Both go in the oven for 20 minutes, and both can be dipped in Trader Joe's Thai sweet chili sauce.

Amy's wedding story:

More adorable than weird/funny: Dusty in board shorts and Jamie on crutches at their sister's wedding.

Rick's wedding story:

In the middle of the best man's toast to the bride and groom at my wedding (while all the guests were standing holding up their champagne glasses), the wife of a friend of mine collapsed in a heap to the floor. Talk about a mood killer. She later said she passed out because she was thinking of the dogbite she got from her hairdresser's dog while having her hair styled earlier that day. Not funny but definitely weird.

Brandon's wedding story:

This was pretty sweet. Paul Batten’s wedding.

Beth's wedding story:

The kiss was a five minute makeout kiss that just went on way too long--really awkward ...

Tom K's wedding story:

My brother throwing rice into the mouth of my uncle.

Matt's wedding story:

Our friends dancing.

Wayne's wedding story:

A guy with a mullet and his date doing a pre-choreographed "sugar-pouring" dance to Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me." They got so excited when the song came on that they ran onto the dance floor and proceeded to show off their routine.

Henry's enjoyably bad movie:

The Cutting Edge

Tim's enjoyably bad movie:

D2: The Mighty Ducks

Jamie's enjoyably bad movie:

The Patriot, aka Braveheart with guns [Editor's note: That's two enjoyably bad films in a row directed by Roland Emmerich. He might be the master of the genre.]

Brandon's enjoyably bad movie:

Independence Day is by far at the top of that list for me. So close, in fact, the line is starting to look a little fuzzy.

Matt's enjoyably bad movie:

Starship Troopers. It may have had the highest enjoyment-to-expectations ratio of any movie I've ever seen.

Amy's enjoyably bad movie:

Tropic Thunder! "You wouldn't say Chineses!"