Wayne's worst job:

Painting steel girders around hot oil pumps in the middle of July while having to be covered head to toe to avoid burning myself on the hot pipes

Rob McK's casting:

Joshua Jackson

Ringo's casting:

Barack Obama

Rick's casting:

Klaus Maria Brandauer

Amy's casting:

Margaret Cho/Sarah Silverman

Adina's casting:

It's a toss up: Margaret Cho or Sarah Silverman

Jessica's casting:

Winona Ryder

Christina's casting:

Jena Malone

Dusty's casting:

Tom Cruise's Thetan

J's casting:

Don Adams

Barbara's casting:

Daria

Tim's casting:

Chris Farley

Alisa's casting:

Ellen Pompeo

Stephen's casting:

Kevin Spacey

Wheels's casting:

Matthew Broderick

Henry's casting:

Dolph Lundgren

Jamie's casting:

Timothy Hutton

Chelsea's casting:

Janeane Garofalo

Sara's casting:

River Phoenix for my early life, and Gary Oldman for my current to future life

Trey's casting:

If this is a 1980's retro movie, I want Patrick Swayze. If it is a contempory bad art house film, I want Josh Hartnett.

Brandon's casting:

Topher Grace

Nancy's casting:

Glenn Close

Kareem's casting:

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, of course. That guy has some serious comedic skill.

Beth's casting:

Michelle Pfeiffer

Tom K's casting:

Paul Newman

Mike's casting:

Lowell George

Ethan's casting:

Crispin Glover

Wayne's casting:

Harrison Ford

Eugene's at-bat music:

The drum intro from "My Hero" by Foo Fighters

Alisa's at-bat music:

"I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by Dropkick Murphys

Brian's at-bat music:

3:15 to 3:25 of "In Your Honor" by the Foo Fighters

Erica's at-bat music:

"Brick House" by The Commodores

J's at-bat music:

"Move, Bitch" by Ludacris

Tim's at-bat music:

Seconds 17 to 27 of "Let Me Clear My Throat" by DJ Kool

Amy's at-bat music:

Seconds 39 to 49 of "Glamorous Indie Rock & Roll" by The Killers

Rick's at-bat music:

The opening guitar riff of "Up Around the Bend" by Credence Clearwater Revival

Ringo's at-bat music:

"Train in Vain" by The Clash

Rob McK's at-bat music:

"Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed, starting from the first "ahhwha-ha-ha-ha"

Chelsea's at-bat music:

"Teardrop" by Massive Attack

Tom K's at-bat music:

One of the breaks in the middle of "Acid 8000" by Fatboy Slim

Kareem's at-bat music:

"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne

Henry's at-bat music:

"When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin

Jamie's at-bat music:

"Champion" by Kanye West

Ginger's at-bat music:

The intro to "She Blinded Me with Science" by Thomas Dolby

Ethan's at-bat music:

"Religious" by Musiq Soulchild
(http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/144177/05%20Religious.mp3)

Wheels's at-bat music:

"Bouncing Off the Walls" by Sugarcult

Wayne's at-bat music:

Opening riff of "Sure Shot" by the Beastie Boys

Jess's childhood dream job:

Pharmacologist

Cordelia's childhood dream job:

Egyptian history/archaeology professor in Cairo

Rick's childhood dream job:

Television cameraman